The blog of a million things

lovelyladylunacy:

“the cover is never as good as the origi–”

thebootydiaries:

PLEASE look at what someone dm’d me on Twitter

pressedpigment:

me: *buying more makeup* I live for temporary material satisfaction also when will I die

i-was-today-years-old-when:

i learned that in 2019, Brazilian pоlіce seized a parrot who had been taught to alert criminals to pоlіce operations by shouting: “Mum, the pоlіce!” After being seized, the parrot didn’t cooperate with the pоlіce, staying completely silent and not saying anything (x)

segretecose:

high school is soo funny in hindsight. the entire time you’re there thinking it’s the most important period of your life and then the second you’re out you’re like well that was fucking stupid

curseworm:

curseworm:

curseworm:

does mace work on birds

if a heron is attacking me will mace be an effective deterrent

time sensitive question please respond

xcherrychapstix-deactivated2022: